PUBLISHED ARTICLES OF ARALOYIN JOHNSON (SS2) EXTRACTED FROM MASON COLLEGE HERALD,FESTAC

 

WORDS OF WISDOM.

1.God can mend a broken heart, but the person has to have all the pieces.
2.Falling down does not make you a failure, staying down does.
3.The words of your mouth are the windows to your heart
4.The greatest possession you have are the 24 hours before you.
5.Ability takes you to the top, but does not keep you there, your character does.
6.Until someone kills a lunatic before you know the lunatic has relations.
7.The lunatic says he laughs often because when he cries , he gets madder.
8.The lizard said he runs away from humans because what they cook with salt and pepper have become too many.
9.It is a lazy man, who claims he was born with  mouth odor.
10.A person that goes to the farm late, should not complain if the meat is colored.
11.No matter how big an event is, the noise begins to die down on the second day.
12.A man who fails to plan, plans to fail.

FRIENDSHIP

F – Funny
R – Reliable
I – Impeccable
E – Enduring
D – Dependable
S – Sensible
H – Honest
I – Intelligent
P – Pleasant

JOKES

1.There was a certain man who approached a lady and the following conversation took place:

Man: Sister, I had a dream last night in which I was on the road side and you were on the mountain hill and a voice said “Behold”, “Behold”
Lady: Okay, I will go home and pray about it.

The next day, the lady and the man had the following dialogue

Lady: Brother, I prayed yesterday and the Lord showed me a vision in which I was standing on the road side and you were n a mountain hill and a voice said “Beware”, “Beware!”

2.A man had a fiancee. One day, he went to his father-in-law’s house for lunch. As he was eating, he felt like farting and he did it with style hoping that nobody saw him. There was a dog under the table, so when the man farted, the father-in-law said”Bingo,leave there”.The man felt happy that his father-in-law did not know he was the one. The second time he farted, the father-in-law said again “Bingo, leave there””. The third time he did it, the father-in-law said Bingo, I said you should leave there before he messes himself on you”.

ARALOYIN JOHNSON. S.S. 2

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